i was sitting in the mall with some friends. we noticed a woman, an extremely anorexic woman walking along. then this girl said she wanted to be like her.
it almost made me cry.
someone so beautiful can just be twisted and distorted and destroyed by a society that manufactures dissatisfaction and self-hatred to propagate itself. and now beauty is only attainable by other people and never by yourself.
does a society that can do this to somebody deserve to exist?
Thursday, June 25, 2009
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
you are a slutty slutty slut slut!
ooooh, i'm so furiously angry!
i just can't take the use of the word slut anymore.
"oh, her, she's such a slut"
'slut' is NEWSPEAK invented by the male patriarchy to circumsribe and repress the sexuality of women!!!!!
why they would do this however, i'm not really sure.
i just can't take the use of the word slut anymore.
"oh, her, she's such a slut"
'slut' is NEWSPEAK invented by the male patriarchy to circumsribe and repress the sexuality of women!!!!!
why they would do this however, i'm not really sure.
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
i must confess...
oh darling... when i said 'lol', i must confess i didn't. lol, i mean. i didn't lol.
it hurts to say this (not really), but you aren't actually funny online. or really at all. i only said 'lol' to fill an awkward gap in the conversation... and its just snowballed into a situation where you think you are funny, but you aren't...
thank god we've never met in real life, it's much harder to fake laughter in that strange phenomenon of physical contact
it hurts to say this (not really), but you aren't actually funny online. or really at all. i only said 'lol' to fill an awkward gap in the conversation... and its just snowballed into a situation where you think you are funny, but you aren't...
thank god we've never met in real life, it's much harder to fake laughter in that strange phenomenon of physical contact
Saturday, May 2, 2009
what can you do with that?
what can you do with that degree?
what can you do with that degree?
what can you do with THAT degree?
code for: you are doing a useless degree, and i, somebody who dropped out after the SC, would know.
if i get asked that question one more time, just one more time, i will lose it, and express my anger through the physical medium most violently. well, not really, but i will die just a little more on the inside.
what can you do with that degree?
what can you do with THAT degree?
code for: you are doing a useless degree, and i, somebody who dropped out after the SC, would know.
if i get asked that question one more time, just one more time, i will lose it, and express my anger through the physical medium most violently. well, not really, but i will die just a little more on the inside.
day # 1 in my crazy life!
so i've decided to start a blog to keep track of the daily crazy happenings in my life! i'll start it off slow, because i can't remember any of the crazy things! wow, what a writers block! maybe i should write about that?
anyways, here is some crazy stuff thats been happening to me.
1. i lose my glasses case for a week
2. the day, the absolute day that i get a replacement one, the old one turns up!!!!
3. the new one is cooler, so ive decided to keep using it!
4. oh no, i can't find it now!!!
well, whats going to happen to this crazy boy next?
FIND OUT.... YOURSELF
anyways, here is some crazy stuff thats been happening to me.
1. i lose my glasses case for a week
2. the day, the absolute day that i get a replacement one, the old one turns up!!!!
3. the new one is cooler, so ive decided to keep using it!
4. oh no, i can't find it now!!!
well, whats going to happen to this crazy boy next?
FIND OUT.... YOURSELF
Sunday, April 19, 2009
jesus voted most likely to rise from dead!
like the long promised 4th indiana jones movie, it seemed like jesus' second coming would never come. perhaps i could've chosen a better example than that, but screw you.
that said, people have been expecting it constantly, from the fall of the roman empire to Y2K. despite that, don't doubt it will come, because when jesus comes, you'll be first up against the wall.
that said, people have been expecting it constantly, from the fall of the roman empire to Y2K. despite that, don't doubt it will come, because when jesus comes, you'll be first up against the wall.
Friday, April 17, 2009
feel-good rant
now firstly, let me clarify the title of this 'lil lecture of mine. by feel-good, i mean it will make me feel good. you (hopefully) will feel bad, awful, terrible, horrible, so much so, i dearly hope, that you will take a chance on the strength of masking tape and hang yourself from the monkey bars at the play-park.
how like you. even in death, you have to smear your misfortunes all over my face, and leave your corpse in public. even in death, you need attention, you need support, you need, you NEED AND NEED AND NEED.
to use a mystifying metaphor, you are a human vacuum-cleaner. i'll let you work that one out for yourself, but let me save you the trouble of thinking (wouldn't that be another first for you), it has a double meaning. yes, a double meaning. that implies some subtlety, a concept that you wouldn't assimilate if it was surgically implanted into you. it wouldn't be the only surgery you need.
now let us move on to the concept of a hint. a hint is a indication of a feeling, or want that someone expressly subtly in order to spare your feelings (and in sparing your feelings, sparing themselves a lot of wasted time).
let us move to an example of a hint. when somebody hangs the phone up on you mid-conversation, SIX TIMES IN A SINGLE EVENING, that is a hint.
you are so painstakingly needy, boring and pathetic that gandhi himself would strangle you with your own pigtails after an evening in your company. people who are in the same elevator as you, moving from floor 1 to the ground floor, willingly stick their own heads in the closing elevator doors than endure a second of your incessant, irrelevant, repetitive, whining over this, and that, and the other.
in conclusion, your grip on reality is so tenuous, so loose that i could scream this from your own rooftop, and you wouldn't notice the repeated and obvious references to yourself.
best wishes for your untimely and painful demise.
how like you. even in death, you have to smear your misfortunes all over my face, and leave your corpse in public. even in death, you need attention, you need support, you need, you NEED AND NEED AND NEED.
to use a mystifying metaphor, you are a human vacuum-cleaner. i'll let you work that one out for yourself, but let me save you the trouble of thinking (wouldn't that be another first for you), it has a double meaning. yes, a double meaning. that implies some subtlety, a concept that you wouldn't assimilate if it was surgically implanted into you. it wouldn't be the only surgery you need.
now let us move on to the concept of a hint. a hint is a indication of a feeling, or want that someone expressly subtly in order to spare your feelings (and in sparing your feelings, sparing themselves a lot of wasted time).
let us move to an example of a hint. when somebody hangs the phone up on you mid-conversation, SIX TIMES IN A SINGLE EVENING, that is a hint.
you are so painstakingly needy, boring and pathetic that gandhi himself would strangle you with your own pigtails after an evening in your company. people who are in the same elevator as you, moving from floor 1 to the ground floor, willingly stick their own heads in the closing elevator doors than endure a second of your incessant, irrelevant, repetitive, whining over this, and that, and the other.
in conclusion, your grip on reality is so tenuous, so loose that i could scream this from your own rooftop, and you wouldn't notice the repeated and obvious references to yourself.
best wishes for your untimely and painful demise.
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