Tuesday, May 26, 2009

i must confess...

oh darling... when i said 'lol', i must confess i didn't. lol, i mean. i didn't lol.

it hurts to say this (not really), but you aren't actually funny online. or really at all. i only said 'lol' to fill an awkward gap in the conversation... and its just snowballed into a situation where you think you are funny, but you aren't...

thank god we've never met in real life, it's much harder to fake laughter in that strange phenomenon of physical contact

Saturday, May 2, 2009

what can you do with that?

what can you do with that degree?

what can you do with that degree?

what can you do with THAT degree?

code for: you are doing a useless degree, and i, somebody who dropped out after the SC, would know.

if i get asked that question one more time, just one more time, i will lose it, and express my anger through the physical medium most violently. well, not really, but i will die just a little more on the inside.

day # 1 in my crazy life!

so i've decided to start a blog to keep track of the daily crazy happenings in my life! i'll start it off slow, because i can't remember any of the crazy things! wow, what a writers block! maybe i should write about that?

anyways, here is some crazy stuff thats been happening to me.

1. i lose my glasses case for a week
2. the day, the absolute day that i get a replacement one, the old one turns up!!!!
3. the new one is cooler, so ive decided to keep using it!
4. oh no, i can't find it now!!!

well, whats going to happen to this crazy boy next?

FIND OUT.... YOURSELF